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Laughter Is The Best MedicineJack hates flu season, and not for reasons anyone else might think so. Not because it sparks old memories of past girlfriends or because there begins an ever-present debate about health care for the poor. No, this is a special case. In this case this damned sickness has infected his girlfriend. He blamed it on her refusal to get a flu vaccine because there weren't enough for everyone, as if her liberal guilt hadn't already caused him enough grief. Just because they weren't going anywhere for Christmas she had deemed it unnecessary to vaccinate herself.Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Nonsense.
Regardless, he loves her, and would rather see her take


As I Lay Sleeping Pt 2The next few days at the hospital had been a combination of boredom, horrible food, and mixed visits from work. Despite what Jack had said, Liz's determination to get back to work was stronger than ever, having become increasingly bored with staring out the window. It had been even worse than when she had taken a week off of work for 'normal reasons' right after the cutbacks. Worse, even, because she wasn't doing massages and yoga five days a week, but that's not important. She still hadn't come to terms with the fact that she could remember everything about her year-long marriage with the man whom she had only ever had mixed feelings for, noAs I Lay Sleeping Pt 2
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Invisible, the vague and non-descript strikes again!
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"I'm gonna make this company profitable so fast the only headline will be: Donaghy saves GE, comma, marries your mom!"~ Jack Donaghy
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"Honey, that's great. So I helped someone. Hopefully, this will count toward my community service. I'm sick of pickin' up trash in the park with that kid from 'The Sopranos.'" --- Karen Walker (Megan Mullaly)
Ugh, buying from Amazon is painful....so much shipping. I'll see how much money I can spare then i'll go from there, thanks though
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"I'm gonna make this company profitable so fast the only headline will be: Donaghy saves GE, comma, marries your mom!"~ Jack Donaghy
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"Honey, that's great. So I helped someone. Hopefully, this will count toward my community service. I'm sick of pickin' up trash in the park with that kid from 'The Sopranos.'" --- Karen Walker (Megan Mullaly)
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"I'm gonna make this company profitable so fast the only headline will be: Donaghy saves GE, comma, marries your mom!"~ Jack Donaghy
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"Honey, that's great. So I helped someone. Hopefully, this will count toward my community service. I'm sick of pickin' up trash in the park with that kid from 'The Sopranos.'" --- Karen Walker (Megan Mullaly)
(and not in the good way
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"Honey, that's great. So I helped someone. Hopefully, this will count toward my community service. I'm sick of pickin' up trash in the park with that kid from 'The Sopranos.'" --- Karen Walker (Megan Mullaly)
-backs away slowly confused and scared-
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"I'm gonna make this company profitable so fast the only headline will be: Donaghy saves GE, comma, marries your mom!"~ Jack Donaghy
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"Honey, that's great. So I helped someone. Hopefully, this will count toward my community service. I'm sick of pickin' up trash in the park with that kid from 'The Sopranos.'" --- Karen Walker (Megan Mullaly)
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